We wrap them up and send them off to loved ones living in real places such as, say, Idaho. But deep down, we covet those plastic clocks and T-shirts because they are so Vegas, so tacky ... so much fun. Readers counted money as their second choice.
Our Pick: BINION'S HORSESHOE PHOTO
What would you do with a million dollars? Well, we would cozy up to it with friends and have our picture taken with the smarmiest of grins. Hey, what represents glitter city better than the pile of unobtainable moola at Binion's Horseshoe? In the past, the hotel has provided its own photographer and instant prints. This practice is currently on hold, so bring your own camera along. It works just as well and, besides, there's no fee.