The Amazing Johnathan is amazingly funny, and he works amazingly late at the Flamingo, so he eats amazingly late, at about 1:30 a.m. on work nights.

He usually ends up at Grand Lux Cafe at The Venetian, 3355 Las Vegas Blvd. South, for portabella-mushroom french fries, deep-fried in garlic batter.

"There's nothing bad on the menu," he says. "And the most beautiful women in the world go there. Just gorgeous women at that time of night. And the service is great. You don't have to wait at all, at that time."