This is satisfying for its linguistic value. You see, people say "utilizing" when they ought to say "use." They say they "utilize" a hammer by hammering a nail. But "utilizing" more fittingly means to use something for a purpose other than its original intent.
Ergo, I am "utilizing" this air conditioner by bashing someone's brains in with it. And this is linguistically fulfilling.
Or perhaps, I simply like creaming bad guys with heavy equipment.