RECESSION BOOBS: Boobs just aren’t worth what they used to be.
It’s sort of obvious when strippers tell us they’re making half what they used to. But now, even bikini contest winners are earning less. The Rio's new Crown club is hosting a bikini contest Saturday night. Initially, the promotion dangled a $1,000 grand prize. But Crown has changed that. Now the best bod wins $500. These are hard times for soft curves, my friends. … Meanwhile, the boob-tacular Playground strip club complex is hosting the oddest promotion of the weekend — “Clue.” The Playground’s Obsession nightclub gives way to a 9 p.m. murder mystery game based on the board game, “Clue,” on Saturday. Hard times, I tell ya.