I knew Sammy Hagar was calling me Monday, so I kept saying to myself, “Don’t ask him how terrible the new Van Halen album is.” But then, Hagar brought up how terrible it is.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger won Mr. Olympia titles partly by messing with rivals’ confidence by telling them they were fat. But Jay Cutler let his body do the talking.
Hookers love Harry Reid for getting them health care, and for fighting for their “pan-sexual desires,” so they’re offering to host his retirement party.
Gabriel Iglesias’ best Vegas story involves the annual porn convention/awards show, but the clean comedian won’t divulge details.
Did you know that Vicente Fox, former president of Mexico, is coming to Vegas this weekend to help screen a movie? Because I didn’t until just now.
He’s known as “Suvivorman,” the guy on the Discovery Channel who outruns jaguars and eats ants in the wild, and now he’s hoping to begin a Las Vegas residency — a “Survivorman’s Mother Earth” stage show of music, visuals and storytelling.
We are all impressed by your YouTube video of a cat in the box, but today, YouTube is more interested in hyping a different Las Vegas YouTube artist named Shamir.
Thirty years ago, Prince and the Revolution obliterated Eddie Murphy and Charlie Murphy in a game of basketball, and Prince even wore his flowy Prince clothes while beating the Murphys in shorts.
Obamacare helped to save the life of Richard Cheese, who had MRSA, methicillin-resistant staphylococcus, and a terrible cornea.
Our beloved America just isn’t juvenile enough, so this summer, comic/actor Tom Papa will begin hosting a primetime game show that slimes adults the way Nickelodeon slimes kids.
Whenever I talk to Bill Maher, we’ll be talking about Obama, or weed, or Woody Harrelson, and then he’ll slip in a side joke that pokes fun at magicians. Why does he hate them so?
As Breuer prepares to perform Saturday at the South Point hotel — here’s his gut-wrenching follow-up: Six weeks after his father died, his sister died. There’s more.
I think Whitney Cummings has become an important American figure. Look, I’m not saying she’s Rosa Parks. But she’s got a strong female voice, she vibrantly tells the truths of her life, and she doesn’t back down despite backlash from, usually, men.
Comedian Dana Carvey hit it big in the 90s, but now, it’s increasingly difficult to connect to a whole audience when the water cooler overfloweth. There’s too much pop culture. We are drowning in art. And the laughs don’t always come.
Songs you sing in the car are often written by people you don’t know, rather than by stars who record them.
Robert De Niro gained 30 pounds for “Raging Bull,” and Matthew McConaughey lost 40 pounds for “Dallas Buyers Club,” but whatever — Elle McLemore knocked out two front teeth for her new movie.
“They’re ours — they’re our young men and women forever, and we have to take care of them. They’ve given a sacrifice to this nation that should humble every one of us.”
I usually interview Ron White about his fondness for weed, or falling off of porches while drunk, but this time it’s serious, because on Wednesday he will stage a big Vegas TV special for the Armed Forces Foundation.
Lynn Bonds was just putting in another day of work this week when rock legend Steven Tyler walked into her store and bought thousands of dollars’ worth of knives.
Brooke Evers is the future. She is a bikini model, social media master, former celebrity interviewer, and a current DJ (she headlines Light nightclub today), and she’s a smart, funny party girl.
Chumlee, “Pawn Stars” superstar, will debut his DJ skills Saturday at the Palms’ iconic Ghostbar Dayclub — and he also wouldn’t mind becoming a professional photographer of bikini models.
Seats might cost as high as $5,000 each for the first 25 rows of the May 2 fight at MGM between Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao — a match that “will shatter every record,” ticket broker Ken Solky predicts.
Nicky Hilton told me Wednesday she will change her name to Nicky Rothschild after marrying British banker James Rothschild, and she’d like to have two children with him.
Monday’s tabloids ran photos of her in a Valentine’s weekend bikini. I asked her how she stays in shape. Well, she’s not doing MMA, anymore.
Vegas’ top clubs and bars took in $612 million last year, more than any other American city. XS alone grossed more than all of L.A.’s top bars combined.