Marino ends layoff for plastic surgery

Frank Marino went backstage to show off his face-lift to Lisa Lampanelli, and she stole his thunder.

Marino said he walked in “and heard this voice say ‘Hi, Frank.’

“Then she said, ‘You don’t even recognize me.’ She’s lost 110 pounds!”

After his longest layoff since starting his headlining run in Las Vegas almost 30 years ago, Marino returns to the stage at The Quad tonight.

Marino had extensive plastic surgery and a jaw implant on Dec. 9.

“I want to have chiseled features like Katherine Hepburn,” he said.

The time off, much of it in the Caribbean, gave him a chance to write new jokes.

“So I’m coming back with a new face, new material and new acts,” he said.

One of the new acts will be Ryan Zink, doing Catherine Zeta Jones’ “All That Jazz” number from the movie version of “Chicago.”

The newest performer will be Kenneth Rex, who will be impersonating Pink when he’s not portraying Britney Spears.

Speaking of Spears, Marino returned to see her New Year’s Eve show and visit her backstage.

He’s not about to get involved in the lip synching debate.

“I can’t say anything about the fact that she lip synchs because my entire show is based on lip synching so I’d really be a hypocrite.”

But, Marino said, Spears should “do like Beyonce did and sing something live on television like Beyonce after they accused her of lip synching (at President Barack Obama’s inauguration). Britney should show America she can sing, and sing a ballad, like Beyonce did and say ‘Any questions?’ — if she’s got the ability.”

Marino said he got recognized “all over the Caribbean” for his appearance on the “Matchmaker Millionaire” show with host Patti Stanger.

“I’m supposed to be opening her show when she gets here,” he said.

He’s close to launching a nationwide search for a Miley Cyrus character for the “Divas” show.

He’s opening his tour Feb. 6 with a six-week engagement in Reno.

“The last big thing is the annual Divas Day Out at the Southpoint this Saturday,” he said. Thousands of women show up to check out “all things for women. And the first 100 get a free feathered boa.

Celebrity guests will include Ian Ziering of “Beverly Hills 90210” and Mark Ballas of “Dancing With the Stars.” In addition, Marino’s Divas will take part in the performances at 1 and 3 p.m.


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