Al Gore a 'crazed sex poodle?'

First of all, I don't know what being called a "crazed sex poodle" means, exactly. But it doesn't sound good especially when it is applied to the patron saint of all things environmental. You can read the story and the police report here and add your 2-cents worth.

The woman making the claim against Al "fear my hockey stick" Gore waited two years to tell Portland police that the former VP forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed and forcibly French kissed her. She said he was a "crazed sex poodle."

She also says she's not in it for the money which, of course, makes less sense that the "crazed sex poodle" line.

But, she says she saved her poodle-soiled slacks for posterity. Hey, don't growl at me. I'm just telling you what the Internet is all a-buzz about today.