Let me predict the responses on the latest dreary March jobs reports:
Sen. Harry Reid: "Encouraging, but we must work harder."
Rep. Shelley Berkley: "Focus like a laser on jobs ... and Dean Heller sucks wind!"
Rep. Mark Amodei: "Hey, Elko's doing great. What recession?"
Rep. Joe Heck: "Give me another two years. I'm workin' on it."
President Barack Obama: "It's working! It's working! I am a god!"