MUSIC: New show! Try not to ralph!


  And now a gift  for fans of really crappy reality TV shows: It was just announced that  "P. Diddy and MTV Present Making the Band 4 — The Tour" is stopping at The Pearl at the Palms on June 6, with Danity Kane and Day 26. Tickets are $58 and $68 and go on sale at 1 p.m. Saturday at The Pearl box office, 4321 W. Flamingo, and Ticketmaster outlets.
  Yikes. Like a hairball covered in broken glass, that one is pretty hard to swallow.  
  On a serious note, here are a few things that I would rather do than attend this show:
  — Eat fire
  — Create a life-size nude portrait of Ernest Borgnine
  — Thumb wrestle a badger
  — Listen to Rachel Ray recite the Old Testament in a vat of boiling tar
  — Don a robe made of spiders
  — Hear the death pangs of a loved one
  — Sew a couple of kittens together
  — Read the "Sounding Off" column every Tuesday in the R-J Living Section