MUSIC: New show! Try not to ralph!
Yikes. Like a hairball covered in broken glass, that one is pretty hard to swallow.
On a serious note, here are a few things that I would rather do than attend this show:
— Eat fire
— Create a life-size nude portrait of Ernest Borgnine
— Thumb wrestle a badger
— Listen to Rachel Ray recite the Old Testament in a vat of boiling tar
— Don a robe made of spiders
— Hear the death pangs of a loved one
— Sew a couple of kittens together
— Read the "Sounding Off" column every Tuesday in the R-J Living Section
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