And now a gift for fans of really crappy reality TV shows: It was just announced that "P. Diddy and MTV Present Making the Band 4 — The Tour" is stopping at The Pearl at the Palms on June 6, with Danity Kane and Day 26. Tickets are $58 and $68 and go on sale at 1 p.m. Saturday at The Pearl box office, 4321 W. Flamingo, and Ticketmaster outlets.
Yikes. Like a hairball covered in broken glass, that one is pretty hard to swallow.
On a serious note, here are a few things that I would rather do than attend this show:
— Eat fire
— Create a life-size nude portrait of Ernest Borgnine
— Thumb wrestle a badger
— Listen to Rachel Ray recite the Old Testament in a vat of boiling tar
— Don a robe made of spiders
— Hear the death pangs of a loved one
— Sew a couple of kittens together
— Read the "Sounding Off" column every Tuesday in the R-J Living Section