What did an ’80s Christmas entail?
Stockings stuffed with wacky wall walkers, leg warmers, Debbie Gibson cassettes and cans of Slice.
Santa’s elves struggling to learn how to make parachute pants, continually snagging their little elf fingers on all those damn zippers.
Gift wish lists written on notebook paper ripped from inside Trapper Keepers.
Relive all those Reagan-era Yuletide memories and more with the “ ’80s Xmas” bash featuring Dale Bozzio’s Missing Persons, Gene Loves Jezebel and Bow Wow Wow along with locals the Psyatics, Pet Tigers and Midnight Clover.
Just don’t forget to leave Santa a plate of Giggles cookies afterward.
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