DON’T MISS IT
ANDREW DICE CLAY
Hickory dickory dock. He'll probably talk about his ... well, you know what he'll probably be talking about at 10:30 p.m. today through Sunday and Thursday through Oct. 30 in the Starlite Theatre at the Riviera, 2901 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets are $55.72-$99.72; call 794-9433.
K.D. LANG
Those with a constant craving for the singer can catch her at 8 p.m. Saturday in The Pearl at the Palms, 4321 W. Flamingo Road. Tickets are $39-$69; call 944-3200.
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
Saturday serves up a lot of birthday cake as Josh Strickland celebrates at Gallery at Planet Hollywood Resort; Kim Kardashian parties again at Marquee at The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas; and Ne-Yo blows out the candles at Encore's Surrender. See the Nightclub listings for more information.
JOAN RIVERS
Watch the brash talker make fun of herself and other celebrities at 9 p.m. today and Saturday in the Showroom at The Venetian, 3355 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets are $55.75-$95.75, $145.75 includes meet-and-greet; call 414-9000.
FRIGHT DOME
Celebrate the season at the Adventuredome theme park with five haunted houses, roaming characters, scare zones, rides, attractions and live shows at Circus Circus, 2880 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Two houses will be themed after the horror film "Halloween." Hours are 7 p.m.-midnight today through Sunday and Wednesday through Oct. 31. General admission is $36.95; a VIP fast pass is $51.95. Not recommended for ages 12 and younger; must be 42 inches tall for the mazes (frightdome.com).
