Celebrate yellow ribbons, disturbing your upstairs neighbor and a candida infection at 7:30 p.m. today through Sunday in the Showroom at the South Point, 9777 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets are $45-$55; call 797-8055.
SUMMERLIN ART FESTIVAL
The economy hasn't come back, but the Summerlin Art Festival -- which skipped last year due to the recession -- isn't waiting. Free art and music -- and not-so-free food and drink -- abound from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. today and Saturday at the Summerlin Centre Community Park, 1800 S. Town Center Drive.
Can she talk? Bring earplugs at 9 p.m. today, Saturday and Thursday through Oct. 2 in the Showroom at The Venetian, 3355 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets are $45.75-$85.75; call 414-9000.
See him spew in real life and real time at 8 p.m. Saturday and Sunday in the Showroom at The Orleans, 4500 W. Tropicana Ave. Tickets are $60.50-$88; call 365-7075.
THREE DOG NIGHT
Expect no new tricks from these old dogs, who continue bringing joy to the world at 8 p.m. today at the Pavilion at Silverton, 3333 Blue Diamond Road. Tickets are $27.50; call 914-8557.
-- By COREY LEVITAN