You won’t believe this, but if you have a local ID, you can drink all day for free at a topless pool on Monday. It’s true. I do this every year. How can this be?
It’s because Monday is the annual “Drink Bare Dry” day at Bare topless dayclub in The Mirage.
Every fall, Bare does this to get rid of some liquor and to give locals a promotional thanks for either taking off their tops at the pool, or buying booze there all summer.
But as I say, all you need is a local ID, a mouth and a designated driver. See you there. Here’s the rest of your DJ/club forecast.
■ Zedd at Light nightclub in Mandalay Bay.
■ Laidback Luke with Oliver Twizt at Hakkasan nightclub in the MGM Grand.
■ Arty at Marquee nightclub in The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas.
■ Sultan and Ned Shepard at Surrender nightclub in the Encore.
■ Loczi at Haze nightclub in the Aria.
■ Dirty South at XS nightclub in the Wynn Las Vegas.
■ Devin Lucien at Tryst nightclub in the Wynn Las Vegas.
■ Sandro Silva at Body English nightclub in the Hard Rock Hotel.
■ Mighty Mi at Encore Beach Club in the Encore.
■ Steve Aoki and Fergie DJ at Hakkasan.
■ Eric Prydz at XS.
■ Bassjackers at Light.
■ EC Twins at Marquee.
■ Showtek at Surrender.
■ Five at Tryst.
■ Skribble at Chateau nightclub in Paris Las Vegas.
■ Mighty Mi at Encore Beach Club.
■ Sage the Gemini performs at Haze.
■ Wolfgang Gartner at XS.
■ Quintino with Fergie DJ at Hakkasan.
■ Chuckie at Marquee.
■ Cedric Gervais at XS.
■ “Drink Bare Dry” at Bare day pool in The Mirage.
■ Akon at Surrender.
■ Clockwork at Light.
■ Mike Attack at Lavo nightclub in the Palazzo.
■ LA Riots at Tryst.
■ Danny Avila at Hakkasan.
■ A$AP Ferg at Tao nightclub in The Venetian.
■ Barquee dog-charity event at Marquee midday.
Doug Elfman’s column appears on Page 3A in the main section on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. He also writes for Neon on Fridays. Email him at email@example.com.