UMC patients insert the craziest things — VIDEO

It's just February. And "The Real World" is still a few weeks away from hitting the air. But we already have a frontrunner for 2016's most unsettling clip from a Las Vegas-based reality show.

Set inside UMC's trauma center, "Sin City ER" tries to insert some glitter and sex appeal into the burgeoning "re-creations of emergency room visits" genre.

Speaking of insertions, this clip highlights the patient who was found to have a $35,000 Rolex inside her.

This is presumably the case of Christina Lafave, who last August was given probation for stealing a man's $35,000 Rolex and hiding it in her vagina during a naked massage.

But who knows? Judging from this clip, and the nonchalant manner of the employee who lists just some of the things he's seen inserted in patients, this could be an everyday occurrence at UMC.

"I've seen jewelry, credit cards, money, spoons, knives, forks. I've seen PVC piping. … I've seen metal rods. Highball glasses, light bulbs, candles."

"Sin City ER" airs at 7 p.m. Fridays on Discovery Life.