Here are a few things in news, sports, entertainment and pop culture that caught our eye last week.
■ Former wrestler Hulk Hogan sues a Florida disc jockey and the DJ's ex-wife over a 6-year-old sex tape. Disappointing to learn that this isn't about The Incredible Hulk, because wouldn't that have been awesome?
■ Scientists try to figure out what sort of sea creature formerly owned a softball-sized eye \u25B6 that washed up on a Florida beach. If we can't convince ourselves that it's just the creepiest beach ball ever, our beachcombing days are over.
■ Two University of California, Berkeley law students face felony charges for allegedly killing a guineafowl at the Flamingo hotel's wildlife habitat. The law students may be starting a fascinating internship a few months from now.
JOHN PRZYBYS (firstname.lastname@example.org)