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Kylie Jenner and Tyga in Las Vegas

When you’re 19 years old, and your rapper boyfriend is 26, you can’t get into a Vegas club to see him perform, so you stay in the hotel room and sit his 3-year-old son.

That was the case Friday night with Kylie Jenner, newest star to pop out of the “Kardashian” Pez dispenser. (Not trying to be mean, just descriptive and slightly stupid.)

Jenner and boyfriend Tyga flew here Friday with Tyga’s son King Ciaro in a private plane full of their entourages.

Try to keep up with this: King Cairo’s mother is model Blac Chyna — and Blac Chyna is now pregnant with a child fathered by Jenner’s half-brother Rob Kardashian.

It’s like “Days of Our Lives.”

Jenner and Tyga kissed on the plane for Snapchat.

They enjoyed illusionist David Copperfield at the MGM Grand Hotel.

Tyga performed his regular gig at Drai’s nightclub in the Cromwell hotel.

Jenner lost at playing claw machine.

Then they flew away.

Cynical rumor hounds tried to report this week the teenager got some breast implants.

But Jenner Tweeted her chest only looked extra bulbous, sans bra, because it was “that time of the month lol. … Do u want to feel them to validate … They will deflate soon.”

THE ‘FAT SHAMER

More than 500 bottles of champagne were popped for a champagne power shower Saturday at the Flamingo hotel’s Go Pool, where self-described YouTube comedian Nicole Arbour hosted the pool’s booty-shaking contest with hotel cheerleaders in tow.

Flashback: Arbour lost acting work last year and was called a fat-shaming bully after posting a video titled “Dear Fat People,” in which she taunted “obese” Americans for eating Smarties and smelling like sausage.

“What are you gonna do, fat people? You gonna chase me?” she joked in her anti-fat-people video. “I can get away from you by walking at a reasonable pace.”

Estimated amount of calories in 500 bottles of champagne: 311,000.

HOME TWEET VEGAS

MTV/Vice/social media star @AndyMilonakis: “The people that stole my PayPal card spent $6.76 at a Burger King in Vegas. We’re dealing with some real masterminds here.”

TARA REID IS TMZ’S SLOT QUEEN

TMZ debuted a new slot machine at the Hard Rock Hotel on Sunday afternoon, choosing a celebrity host for the event: the actress Tara Reid.

Reid, star of “Sharknado 4,” was a hot item on TMZ last week, because Paris Hilton finally said she was sorry, 10 years later, for not letting ex-friend Reid into a nightclub party, thereby leaving Reid and her reputation standing like a fool on a sidewalk with many non-famous people as cameras rolled and celebrity culture mocked.

TMZ’s slot machine: Its camera takes images of slot players and inserts them into the machine’s graphics. Video games have been doing this for many years.

PENN’S ‘READY FOR HILLARY’

Months ago, Rio headliner Penn Jillette proclaimed he’d put a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker on his electric Nissan Leaf if Donald Trump won the GOP nomination.

So last week on his “Penn’s Sunday School” comedy podcast, Jillette made a big production of placing an “I’m ready for Hillary” sticker in between two anti-Trump stickers.

It doesn’t mean he’ll end up voting for her. He’s promoting libertarian Gary Johnson.

“But more important, vote your conscience,” he said, after discussing the latest speculation that “misogynist, racist and xenophobic” Trump knows he’ll lose and he could start a post-election media conglomerate.

“It seems like Donald Trump is aware that he sucks at running hotels. He can’t sell steaks in the fattest country on earth. He has failed at casinos,” Jillette cracked.

Jillette has friends who used to rent the top two floors in Vegas’ Trump tower.

“They can’t be seen going in and out of that hotel now. It would ruin their business,” Jillette joked.

SIGHTINGS

Actress Kyla Pratt (from Disney’s “Proud Family”) spent a grown-up Friday night at Beer Park in the Paris hotel.

Penn & Teller saw “Mat Franco — Magic Reinvented Nightly” at the Linq hotel on Friday.

And BMX rider/Las Vegan TJ Lavin took SiriusXM radio talker Jason Ellis and MMA fighters Kit Cope and Scott Jorgensen to Top Golf ultra range on Friday night.

Doug Elfman can be reached at delfman@reviewjournal.com. He blogs at reviewjournal.com/elfman. On Twitter: @VegasAnonymous

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