A great deal has been made of the reports that Chinese actors and performers were recruited to support North Korea in its World Cup matches in South Africa.
Turns out, some of the fans in attendance for Tuesdays 2-1 loss to Brazil in Johannesburg were North Koreans.
Kevin Baxter of the Los Angeles Times reports a carefully selected group of about 300 people were brought from North Korea to South Africa on Monday to attend the worlds greatest sporting event.
It was a surprising development after reports of a large Chinese contingent sent to pose as fans of the team had been circulating for a month.
The Chinese fans were given tickets to ensure viewers around the world would see images of joyous North Koreans, even though few residents of the nation would be in attendance.
North Koreas decimated economy limits the number of citizens with the means to make the journey to South Africa, and the few who can afford the trip face the task of securing a visa to travel abroad under the oppressive regime of Kim Jong-Il.
Apparently, the North Korean government made a late decision to ship in actual citizens. The last-minute arrivers didnt seem caught up in World Cup fever.
The North Korean fans handpicked to attend their countrys World Cup opener Tuesday displayed all the joy and spontaneity of accountants attending a seminar, Baxter wrote, adding the group mainly reacted to the action on the field only when directed to do so by a man who stood before them like an orchestra conductor.
This World Cup might benefit from having more fans like them. You know, the kind without vuvuzelas.
■ SCIENCE, SCHMIENCE Detroit Tigers manager Jim Leyland is good for a few good clubhouse rants each year.
The media following the Washington Nationals got a taste of the veteran skippers unique perspective on things before Detroits 7-4 win Tuesday.
The Washington Posts Adam Kilgore writes that Leyland was discussing the Nationals improved team with a group of reporters when he was asked about the influence of veteran Ivan Rodriguez, a former Tiger, on Washingtons clubhouse.
Its not what Pudge brings into the clubhouse, Leyland said. Its what Pudge brings on to the field. Hes hitting .336! Thats the kind of production you want. (Expletive), I can find a nice bunch of guys you want in the clubhouse. I can find that. Hes producing.
It got better from there as talk turned to Stephen Strasburg.
They didnt bring Strasburg up because hes a nice guy, Leyland said. They brought him up because hes a big talent. ... Take all that clubhouse (expletive) and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that (expletive) for years. Chemistry dont mean (expletive).
Leyland probably is right. No team would have signed Dmitri Mendeleev to a $15 million signing bonus.
Leftovers apologizes for the chemistry joke. Just look it up.
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