View’s caption contest winners, April 7, 2016

First place:

“Imagine matching our beer if the Irish wore plaid?”

— Ruth Schleicher, Las Vegas

Second place:

“Lads, it is April 7, and we are still celebrating St. Patrick’s Day.”

— Terry Yarberry, Henderson

Third place:

“Well, guys, when the bartender wears a red vest on St. Patty’s Day, it may be time to find another bar.”

— Ralph McNamara, Henderson

Fourth place:

“Hairs to ya.”

— Denise Bellini, Henderson

Honorable mentions:

“Us Nevadans call it nuclear beer.”

— Ali & Marilyn Mercer, Summerlin

“The before picture at Rogaine’s Anonymous.”

— Roger K. Wiesnoski, Henderson

“Irish Stew’d.”

— Robert Maslin, Henderson

“Sure, everyone loves green until it comes time to pay the bill.”

— Tony Illia, Las Vegas

“Since we can’t install solar panels, we might as well drink green beer.”

— Kym M., Las Vegas

“Hair of the dog, my friends, hair of the dog.”

— Richard Wolf, Las Vegas