The ultimate coronavirus playlist
What’s that you hear?
Why, it’s the sound of your social distancing blues getting kneed right in the groin.
Crank this coronoavirus playlist and let the good times roll because, yes, good times are still possible.
Chris Isaak, “Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing”
She sneezed on the lettuce!
Nirvana, “Stay Away”
To ensure those social distancing protocols.
MC Hammer, “U Can’t Touch This”
Applies to pretty much everything lacking a primer coat of Purell.
The Offspring, “Come Out and Play”
Just stay 6 feet away.
The Apples in Stereo, “Energy”
Feeling sluggish all cooped up at home? Worry not, The Apples are here. You’d have to snort up a foot-long pixie stick to get this kind of sugar rush.
Jessica Lea Mayfield, “Standing in the Sun”
Get out there and get some vitamin D already.
Hank Williams, “May You Never Be Alone”
It’s OK to feel lonely from time to time. You’ll get through it. Hank’s here for you.
Metallica, “For Whom the Bell Tolls”
You’ll need something to pump you up before entering the toilet paper scrum at Albertsons.
Drive-By Truckers, “Self Destructive Zones”
No clever tie-in here, it’s just that no playlist should be without a little Truckers.
Jesus and Mary Chain, “All Things Pass”
Including times like these.
