If you’ve ever dreamed of quitting your job after getting hired to be on a pro sports team, you, my friend, have one chance to climb that mountain on Saturday.
The Las Vegas Outlaws are holding open tryouts to find a new kicker.
All you have to do to get this job is go to the Summerlin Soccer Complex, 1400 N. Rampart Blvd., and sign up for the tryouts (free and open to the public) from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Pressure’s on: You’ll be kicking in front of team owner Vince Neil, coaches, the cheerleaders/dance team, and all the other people kicking against you.
Good luck, potential Outlaw. May the wind blow against your back as you boot that golden-ticket football with your leg of mighty wonder.
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