It may be the biggest hullabaloo involving a rose since JoJo kept inexplicably giving them to Chad this season on the “Bachelorette.”
For the record, I don’t know what most of those words mean. So, thanks, Google.
Anyway, Disney released the first poster from next year’s live-action “Beauty and the Beast” remake, starring Emma Watson as Belle and “Downton Abbey’s” Dan Stevens as Beast.
And it features … a rose. In a bell jar.
Still, the internet collectively freaked out because it’s Disney. And it’s “Beauty and the Beast.” And it’s a rose. In a bell jar.
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