Really, what’s so crazy about bat poop?
The fuzzy little guys eat fruit and bugs and then go No. 2.
Seems perfectly natural, no?
So let’s retire the silly phrase “bat-poo-crazy” and find a more suitable entity to convey sheer lunacy.
Enter Ted Nugent.
The Nuge is patently, gloriously nuts.
This is a guy who marries teenagers to have sex with them, who gets visited by the Secret Service because of incendiary remarks about the president, and who treats beef jerky as a sacrament.
Oh, and he has also been known to sport a loincloth onstage and shoot flaming arrows at stuff.
Insanity, meet your new muse.
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