The insult comic who recently told Don Rickles to "hurry up and die" doesn’t exaggerate her claim to his throne. Be advised to sit farther than 10 rows away at 8 p.m. Saturday at The Pearl in the Palms, 4321 W. Flamingo Road. Tickets are $49.50; call 944-3200.
Babe, you’re leaving. You must be on your way at 9 p.m. Sunday to the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay, 3950 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Tickets are $55-$80; call 632-7600.
Get some or suffocate at 8 p.m. Saturday in the Star of the Desert Arena at Buffalo Bill’s, Interstate 15 South at Primm. Tickets are $32.95-$43.95; call (800) 386-7867.
FRANKIE AVALON AND BOBBY RYDELL
What better warm-up for a late night in the beach blanket bingo room? Make your wish come true, Venus, at 8 p.m. today through Sunday in the Showroom at The Orleans, 4500 W. Tropicana Ave. Tickets are $33-$55; call 365-7075.
JOE SATRIANI WITH NED EVETT AND TRIPLE DOUBLE
Metal guitar’s shred honcho and friends rock the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay, 3950 Las Vegas Blvd. South, at 9 p.m. Saturday. Tickets are $30-$60; call 632-7600.