They do the impossible: make drinking even more fun! Seriously, check out boisterous Irish music crew Darby O’ Gill and the Little People and see what we mean at 10 p.m. Wednesday at McMullan’s Irish Pub, 4650 W. Tropicana Ave. No cover; call 247-7000.
Free for locals
Laugh at all the drunken tourists who pay to hang with the beautiful people — namely, you — while you to get down for free at 10 p.m. Wednesday at The Gallery at Planet Hollywood, 3500 Las Vegas Blvd. South. No cover for locals; call 818-3700.
There once was a man from Nantucket … and if you love poetry as much as we do, you know the rest. You should also know not to miss the Human Experience poetry night at 7 p.m. Monday at The Beat Coffeehouse, 520 Fremont St. No cover; call 300-6268.
Food and dance
Scarf down a tasty burrito, then work it off with Cumbia dancing with DJ Que Curado at 5 p.m. Monday at Yayo Taco, 4632 S. Maryland Parkway. No cover; call 262-0201.
Knock back a pina colada, or 10, as you take in Vegas’ finest instrumental surf rock hepcats Thee Swank Bastards at 10 p.m. today at the Double Down Saloon, 4640 Paradise Road. No cover; call 791-5775.
— By JASON BRACELIN (Send your cheap and free suggestions to email@example.com.)