The latest Vegas strip club stunt comes from Deja Vu Showgirls, which is promising the winner of the Floyd Mayweather/Manny Pacquiao fight: Free couch dances for life — and four strippers will tattoo his name on their bodies.
The strip club offer is pitched as a letter addressed to, “Dear Mr. Mayweather & Mr. Pacquiao.”
“That’s right — FREE COUCH DANCES FOR LIFE! That’s definitely better than your $250 million pay-day!!” the strip club letter proclaims.
Call me crazy, but I think I would rank a $250 million payday bigger even than lapdances for life.
“On top of that,” the offer states, “we’d like to share our $500,000 bottle of gold-plated Dom Perignon with the winner at the club for free. That’s a value of over a million dollars for life!!”
Wait, see, not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but Deja Vu just valued the lap-dance special at a half-million dollars. That’s definitely less than the $250 million payday.
The loser gets nada. Hold on, there’s more:
— “A topless foxy boxing match in the club in your honor (where you could fight too if you want)!”
— “A life-sized portrait of you with strippers at your feet displayed in the club lobby forever!”
Weirdly, Deja Vu Showgirls is hedging its bets by saying it’s rooting for the Vegas-local boxer in the match, Mayweather, who is quite fond of strippers. Hopefully, if Pacquiao wins, he wouldn’t hold it against Deja Vu Showgirls they were rooting against him, if he were to show up for couch dances, that is.
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