At least they’re short.
Fox is previewing its 15-minute bursts of late-night weirdness known as Animation Domination High-Def — Get? ADHD! — at 9:30 p.m. Sunday, KVVU-TV, Channel 5.
“High School USA!” feels like Archie Comics on acid. Archie — err, Marsh — has an eating disorder. The Betty and Veronica stand-ins are equally interested in making out with him and each other.
“Axe Cop” stars an axe-wielding, flying-dinosaur-riding cop battling a giant zombie robot containing a talking piece of excrement who longs to make the world poop itself to death.
Maybe I’m just not young enough to appreciate them.
Or high enough.
— CHRISTOPHER LAWRENCE