Hunting, sniper video games full of holes
Two new video games are in love with sniper rifles. The better game is "Sniper: Ghost Warrior," in which you portray a soldier in tropic jungles, using scope-rifles to snipe at rival soldiers who shoot back at you. The lesser game is "Bass Pro Shops: The Hunt," in which you snipe at deer and moose that don't shoot back at you.
That's my problem with hunting games: I never have to look over my shoulder or worry animals will fight back. Where is the challenge?
I guess the challenge of "The Hunt" is I'm supposed to walk slowly around its forests, looking on the ground for animal poop, and tracking elk and their ilk. But the animals don't run fast or far, so I merely run as fast as the game will let me, and I find these animals quicker, and I snipe them in the face.
Now, let's get something straight. In real life, I never hunt animals because I feel sorry for them. But my hunting squeamishness isn't the issue here. I'm telling you: Walking through woods, looking at poop and sniping defenseless boars bores me. If you're a hunter, however, maybe you would enjoy virtual hunting? Dunno.
On the other hand, like so many people, I dig games where I shoot people, because those games come with a simpatico relationship: I try to kill virtual people, and virtual people try to kill me. It's a fair fight to figure out how to perform better and to resist dying.
"Sniper: Ghost Warrior" is pretty good at presenting that challenge, but it has some dumb problems.
First, the good: Game designers did a great job of creating a series of missions, whereby you approach jungle encampments, then meticulously shoot down baddies with awesome sniper rifles, and occasionally a silencer-pistol or machine gun. For some headshots, the camera follows bullets slowly in midair, like in the movies.
Problems: Why do rival soldiers always see me and shoot at me, even when the game informs me I'm 100 percent hidden in shadows and bushes? And why do the big online maps keep freezing me in place, leaving me standing slack-jawed as other gamers snipe me in the face?
I think I'd like "Sniper" more if I could just see rivals better. They're wearing camouflage in the jungle. To kill them, I step onto open field and let them shoot me with a bullet or two so I can see where their bullets are coming from, and then I turn toward them and blow their heads off from 200 meters away.
I would like "The Hunt" much more if the animals were fighters, if they would just pick up a gun and fire back. Alas, animals are doomed as long as people roam and ruin this oily Earth. If animals were smarter, they would totally do something about us.
("Bass Pro Shops: The Hunt" by Psyclone retails for $40 for Xbox 360 and Wii -- Plays dull. Looks poor. Easy to moderately challenging. Rated "T" for blood and violence. One-half star out of four.)
("Sniper: Ghost Warrior" by City Interactive retails for $40 for Xbox 360; $30 for PC -- Plays just fun enough. Looks below-average. Moderately challenging. Rated "M" for blood, drug reference, strong language and violence. Three stars out of four.)
Contact Doug Elfman at delfman@reviewjournal.com. He blogs at reviewjournal.com/elfman.
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Yes, really, and there's a hot tub, and Rollerblading, and putting on suntan lotion, and dancing, and minigames and some "Bachelorette" bonus. Really?
Yes, really, and the game co-stars the likenesses of host Chris Harrison and past contestants Andy Baldwin, Jason Mesnick, Jilian Harris and Trista Rehn.
Really?
Yes, really, and you can "earn hearts" during One-On-One and Group Dates while competing for a final rose, and you must sabotage other gamers in four-person multiplayer.
Have fun with that.
The game retails for $30 for Wii and DS. It's rated "T" for alcohol reference and sexual themes.
"Little League World Series 2010" (Activision) is the third "Little League" game so far from Activision, although this one is for the Xbox 360 and PS 3, whereas the 2009 model was a Wii affair.
Once again, "Little League" looks more like a cartoon than a real baseball game, but the mechanics of playing baseball are pretty traditional.
The 2010 "Little League" adds new season and career modes, plus a dozen edited versions of pop songs, such as Black Eyed Peas' "Rock That Body" and Kesha's "Blah Blah Blah."
You can pick any of 16 regions to play in, from New England to Mexico, Japan and beyond.
The Tuesday release retails for $40 for Xbox 360 and PS 3. It's rated "E."
"Paws & Claws: Regal Resort" (THQ) is yet another strategy-simulation game where you control pets and make them do supercute things. This "Resort" game, however, seriously amps up the pampering.
You brush their fur. But you also make them gourmet feasts. You play with them. You buy them stuff from a pet boutique. Then you give them back to their owners.
The game retails for $20 for DS. It's rated "E."
-- By DOUG ELFMAN






