Water Cooler
Here are a few things in news, sports, entertainment and pop culture that we've been talking about lately.
■ The now-recaptured Bronx Zoo cobra u25B6 is christened "Mia." The inevitable Mia plush toys will be both darling and the cause of kids' nightmares for years to come.
■ The Department of Homeland Security will use Facebook and Twitter to issue terror alerts. Status update: People all over the world want you dead RIGHT NOW!
■ Czech archaeologists say they've found the skeleton of a gay caveman buried near Prague. The fossilized "Glee" DVD unearthed nearby was the tip-off.
■ The NFL and its players go to federal court, threatening the upcoming pro football season. Anyone up for an Electric Football fantasy league?
JOHN PRZYBYS (jprzybys@reviewjournal.com)
