Here are a few things in news, entertainment and pop culture that caught our eye last week.
■ The Onion names North Korea’s Kim Jong Un its "sexiest man alive" for 2012; China’s Communist Party newspaper misses the joke. Proving that a free press and the ability to detect satire are inextricably linked.
■ A Nevada entrepreneur announces plans for a "party train" that will run between Las Vegas and Fullerton, Calif. Time it right and you can be blotto by Barstow.
■ South Korean rapper Psy’s "Gangnam Style" becomes YouTube’s most-viewed video ever, with 803 million viewings. Millions of insanely cute kittens call for a recount.
■ Chris Brown deletes his Twitter account after feuding with a female comedy writer. Well, if we knew making him go away would be this easy …
JOHN PRZYBYS (email@example.com)