Yes, we’re all sick of singer Chris Brown’s personal life, but he keeps making silly news. Saturday in Vegas, he celebrated his 24th birthday at a club and tweeted: “Do too wasted at the party. Threw up crazy!! Lol!”
Brown wrote that masterpiece of syntax after midnight Saturday, when he hosted at 1 Oak nightclub in The Mirage.
There were insider rumors he was at 1 Oak with ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran, while Rihanna was on tour in New York. But the people who started those rumors recanted on Sunday night and said Tran wasn’t with him in the club.
But let’s be honest. None of us plebes knows what Brown’s relationship was/is-again with Rihanna or this Tran model lady.
First, he was with Rihanna, then he beat the hell out of her, he got busted, then he went on “Good Morning America” and hurt a window.
After that, he dated Tran. But he got back with Rihanna because they’re all grown up?
Anyway, on Friday, he and Tran were at Brown’s first birthday party in Hollywood. On Saturday, Brown was at 1 Oak, along with Lil Wayne, Fabolous and Jeremih.
Later, Brown tweeted his vomit thing.
There will be more Chris Brown on May 26 when he is the celebrity host at the Palms pool. Hurrayyy.
I WILL TELL YOU THIS NOW
■ Rock band Paramore’s concert sold out at the Hard Rock Hotel on Friday. Meanwhile, the Rolling Stones had to suddenly release $85 tickets for a Friday gig in Los Angeles. The Stones are still trying to sell tickets for Saturday’s MGM show (a shameful $474-$780). How much blood must vampires suck out of a coven in one lifetime?
■ DJ Calvin Harris and singer Rita Ora ate together in MGM’s new Hakkasan restaurant Saturday, then she sat behind his DJ booth at Hakkasan nightclub while he played his hits “Feel So Close,” “We Found Love” and “Sweet Nothing,” and then they …
Previously, Ora dated Rob Kardashian, then she broke his heart, he gained a ton of weight, then he went on Twitter and called Ora a …
■ Neil Patrick Harris was at Hakkasan in the VIP section Saturday, drinking and saying hi to fans. Earlier at MGM, he saw the Floyd Mayweather fight from what looked like the front row.
■ Other celebs with good seats at Mayweather’s victory: Don Cheadle, Joe Flacco, Lil Wayne, Liev Schreiber, Beau Bridges, Busta Rhymes, Trey Songz, Rick Ross, Guy Fieri, Metta World Peace and Colin Kaepernick.
■ Saturday at Chateau nightclub, Cleveland Cav Kyrie Irving got a hug from a cookie monster in a bikini (a pretty lady with a monster head). No idea what that was about.
■ Sightings from Tao Beach dayclub’s opening on Saturday: Trinidad James, Aziz Ansari, Busta Rhymes, Ray Rice, Mario Lopez, Ashlee Simpson, Odette Annable, Claire Sinclair and Holly Madison.
■ Diana DeGarmo of “American Idol” took her bachelorette party to Chippendales, but once she was blindfolded, her fiancé Ace Young (of “Idol”), strolled onstage and sang George Michael’s creepy “Father Figure” to her. The couple also played at Azure Pool at the Palazzo, and saw “Rock of Ages.”
■ Courtney Love chowed at Stack in the Mirage on Saturday. Dennis Rodman was eating there too. Alas, their mouths were at different tables.
Doug Elfman’s column appears Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. He also writes for Neon on Fridays. Email him at firstname.lastname@example.org. He blogs at reviewjournal.com/elfman.