Burlesque star Dita Von Teese excused herself from a photo opportunity Tuesday at McCarran International Airport when Virgin Atlantic Airlines Richard Branson walked up with a bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin.
It was nothing personal, nor is she a teetotaler. It was all about business.
Branson was preparing to present Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman with his favorite bottle of gin during a celebration marking Virgin Atlantics 10-year anniversary of its nonstop flights to Las Vegas.
Von Teese endorses a competing gin, Quattro, so she disappeared.
Boy, oh boy, does David de Alba have some classic tales to tell about his long run as one of the premier female impersonators at San Franciscos legendary Finocchio Club.
De Alba, who performed as Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli, among other entertainment icons, for years at the Finocchio, is booked at the Summerlin Library Theater on June 27.
One night in the 1970s, a group of men dressed in black some type of clergymen, he said came in with Bibles in their hands.
I guess they came to pray for us guys going to hell dressed in drag, he recalled.
On another night, in marched a group of nuns. But they werent there to raise Cain.
Very sweet ladies with no Bibles in their hands, de Alba said. One of them came backstage to say hello to me after the show, and I told her: Sister, if I knew you were coming tonight, I would have performed some songs from The Sound of Music.
Oh no, thats OK, the nun said. We hear those songs all the time. What you did was just fine!
What de Alba had just finished was a medley from the randy film Irma La Douce, the 1963 hit starring Shirley MacLaine as a French prostitute and Jack Lemmon as a bribe-fighting police officer.
One evening after finishing a tribute to French icon Edith Piaf for a group of French tourists, de Alba said a man with a beret came to see me upstairs in the dressing room.
He told de Alba that Piaf would be very proud of the performance. The man said he was Piafs piano player for many of her shows.
In the late 1970s, de Alba mentioned to the crowd that he had stopped at KFC to take advantage of a strawberry pie promotion. In fact, he joked to the crowd that his lovely feather boa came from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
To my complete surprise a tall man dressed in white, like an apparition from heaven, stood up … Colonel Harland Sanders himself, and he said to me: Boy, if you ever come to Kentucky, I will give you not one but two strawberry pies.
David de Albas Finocchios Backstage Memoirs, which starts at 2 p.m., will conclude with a two-song set as Minnelli.
THE SCENE AND HEARD
MGM Mirages switch to MGM Resorts International isnt the only major name change in the works locally. Rumblings continue that KVBC-TV, Channel 3, is going another direction. …
The premiere of Holly Madisons reality show Hollys World scored stellar ratings on Sunday, with a 1.56 rating while attracting nearly 1.9 million viewers. That nearly doubled the prior four-week benchmark while also more than tripling the E! networks 2010 primetime delivery.
Siegfried Fischbacher, celebrating his 71st birthday amid hundreds of his German countrymen at the Hofbrauhaus on Sunday. They were watching Germanys 4-0 World Cup romp past Australia. … A case of mistaken identity: That was not Elaine Wynn at Mundo last week at the Las Vegas Design Center.
THE PUNCH LINE
The White House says that BP is moving up its timeline for containing the oil by two weeks. They said theyd get it done even if they have to work six hours a day, four days a week. Jimmy Fallon
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