THE SITUATION: NO GEL, NO ABS, NO ALCOHOL
July 15, 2012 - 8:01 am

It was a totally different Situation in Las Vegas last night … where the "Jersey Shore" star celebrated his birthday without any of trademarks making an appearance. Sitch turned 30 back on July 4 and finally got around to celebrating in Sin City at Señor Frogs, located inside the Treasure Island hotel. The night was very low key — not only did Sitch not gel up his hair or flaunt his abs … but our spies say he didn’t touch a drop of alcohol.