‘Rattling’ dog full of golf balls

You say your golf game is going to the dogs?

Well, consider the case of Oscar, a 5-year-old Labrador retriever who lives near a course in Dunfermline, Scotland.

Chris Morrison, his owner, used to take Oscar for walks on the fairways and one day noticed his mutt was, as he put it, “rattling.”

Further examination by a veterinarian led to surgery and that, in turn, led to a discovery that Oscar had been swallowing golf balls. Not one, not two, but 13.

“It was like a magic trick,” veterinarian Bob Hesketh told the Daily Telegraph. “I opened him up and felt what I thought was two or three golf balls. But they just kept coming until we had a bagful.”

The rattling has stopped. Oscar now wears a muzzle on his walks. He’s feeling up to par again.

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