R-VOICE

“I got pantsed at lunch in front of everyone.”

Amanda Sharp, sophomore

“I really had to pee and my friend tripped me. I face planted and peed my pants. It was so embarrassing.”
Lauren Kilpatrick, sophomore

“I was at the park with my friends and I went to the bathroom. While I’m in the stall my friend decided to ram the door. Next thing I know I got hit in the head with the stall door while my pants were still down.”

Dillon Higgins, junior

“I filled a Coke can with lighter fluid and twigs then lit it on fire. As soon as I did it exploded into a giant fireball and I lit my face on fire. I burned half my eyebrow off.”

Donny Ahern, junior

“I farted on my girlfriend once. She was walking on my back and right when it cracked I let one rip. I wouldn’t be embarrassed usually but I really liked her.”

Axel Johnson, senior

“It was the bottom of the sixth and we needed one run to tie the game. I needed to get in the scoring position, which was second base. Coach gives me the steal sign, the pitcher throws the ball and I take off. Halfway to second base I trip over my feet and land on my face. I was out to say the least.”