A ban on Democrats in chicken suits — no poultry in motion
Secretary of State Ross Miller made exactly the right call today in refusing to lift his ban on allowing Democrats in chicken suits from coming closer than 100 feet of polling places.
Actually, his order bans anyone from dressing in a chicken suit and coming closer than 100 feet of a polling place. But in Nevada it is well known that only Democrats own chicken suits.
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