A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
And now for something completely different — The Complete Las Vegan’s website of the day.
Click here to find more one-liners such as:
— I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
— Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
If you failed to crack a smile, then please … keep on movin’ through the Internet. We don’t like your kind around here.