Ding, dong, the spill is stopped, cue the dog and pony show

Good news. The Gulf oil spill is stopped. Let’s hope the cap holds and we can get this mess wrapped up in the next 20 years or so.

In the meanwhile … break out the teleprompter on the beach, paint white the oily birds and cue the rainbows … I sense a press conference coming on.

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