The Carbon Offset-Offset Program

For a small fee, you can do your part to stop environmental fraud. Here’s how it works: Each time your rich liberal neighbor buys a carbon offset, you offset it. No fuss or hassle. We take care of the carbon emissions in a controlled environment, at no risk to you. Our trained pollution engineers neutralize the effects of your neighbors’ guilt while you remain in the comfort of your highly air-conditioned home, knowing you’ve done your part.