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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

And now for something completely different -- The Complete Las Vegan's website of the day.

Click here to find more one-liners such as:

-- I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

-- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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