A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
May 11, 2010 - 8:21 am
And now for something completely different -- The Complete Las Vegan's website of the day.
Click here to find more one-liners such as:
-- I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
-- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
If you failed to crack a smile, then please ... keep on movin' through the Internet. We don't like your kind around here.