Hillary’s castration

As Indiana and North Carolina voters trundled to the polls, all the talk around the Clinton campfire was about her hairy set of ... well ... I don't need to get outright secular on you do I?

I hope not.

Let's just say that anatomically incorrect references to Hillary's strength were all the rage leading up to today's primaries. A steelworker in Portage, Indiana, publicly lauded Hillary for her 'testicular fortitude'. That gave rise to news stories citing other references to Hillary's "strong-like-bull" attributes. A New York columnists wrote that she'd won the "cojones primary", which I am sure worked in her favor for wooing the Hispanic vote. James Carville said that HRC had more of what it takes to be president by treating us to this vivid proclamation: "If she gave him one of her cojones, they'd both have two."

OK, OK -- uncle already on the anatomically incorrect references.

Here's the truth: Tonight Hillary must win both Indiana and North Carolina by significant (20+) double digits. Anything -- anything! -- less won't cut it. Or, maybe I should say it will cut it, if you know what I mean.