No Nudity In Next ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Game, Which Is Like A Forest Without Trees (Pointless)

There's a lot of interest in my earlier item on sex in video games. if you're looking for the updated video essay from that SCAD guy, it's right here. I also fixed the link to that video in my earlier post, after the video got shuffled at YouTube.

Meanwhile, enjoy this photo from an old "Leisure Suit Larry" title I reviewed years ago. It's tasteful, oui? That was a fun, hot game.

By the way, there still aren't any adult games on the market for consoles. Although, there is a new "Leisure Suit Larry" in production, and I'm guessing it's going to suck for one reason.

It's called "Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust," and it'll come out for Xbox 360, PS 3, Windows and mobile phones. "Box Office Bust" finds Larry working as a gopher on a movie lot, and boy oh boy are there a bunch of women on that lot!

"Bust's" cast supposedly includes Carmen Electra, Artie Lange, Shannon Elizabeth, Dave Attell, Jeffrey Tambor, Peter Graves and Jay Mohr.

But here's the stupid, stupid thing. This next "Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust?" It will contain NO NUDITY. Ugh. So now it's going backwards in time to the era of prudes and prunes, and gamers will hear that there's no skin in it, and they won't buy it, because that would be like buying a Playboy without any nudity, and it will be a big miserable dud, perhaps, maybe, maybe not, who cares, I could totally be wrong, but I'm frustrated by this news from the idiots who cowtow to puritanical idiots.

If you care, you can see the trailer for the game here. The trailer looks like a mock-up fake trailer that could have nothing or little to do with the actual game. The trailer, you'll notice, is made in the parody style of the greatest trailer in the history of man, the one for "Gears of War," which you can still watch here.

I don't care. Adios, Leisure Suit Larry. R.I.P. I've got some things to look at on Yahoo Images.