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Tarts for ObamaCare

The only group of Nevadans publicly excited about ObamaCare was the independent contractors who worked in Nevada’s brothels. You know, prostitutes. Tarts. Strumpets.

Because of their high-risk profession, the media reports said, Nevada tarts had difficulty finding good quality health care. ObamaCare was a godsend.

Well, the deadline for Nevadans to sign up for ObamaCare on the state-run exchange came and went Monday. Twelve thousand seven hundred and forty-five souls signed up. While the state was disappointed because that represents a horribly low number of people theoretically eligible, Nevadans ought to look on the bright side:

It looks like we got the trollop market signed up.

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