The Carbon Offset-Offset Program

For a small fee, you can do your part to stop environmental fraud. Here's how it works: Each time your rich liberal neighbor buys a carbon offset, you offset it. No fuss or hassle. We take care of the carbon emissions in a controlled environment, at no risk to you. Our trained pollution engineers neutralize the effects of your neighbors’ guilt while you remain in the comfort of your highly air-conditioned home, knowing you’ve done your part.

Or so goes this clever promotion from The Daily Caller, which the Complete Las Vegas highly recommends to readers this morning.

Burn a tire this Earth Day. You'll be glad you did.

(PS: I know my readers who belong to the First United Church of Global Warming hate it when I point this out -- but, damn it, it's cold again in Las Vegas! I wish you guys would get this global warming deal down right. Otherwise, I'm going to have to buy a spring jacket!)