The Psychology of Free Boobs: Who Knows?

What does it say about a woman who wants free breast enhancements?

I don't know. I'm not a shrink.

What I do know is these free-boob giveaways are popular at clubs around Las Vegas.

Here's the thing, though. Women show up en masse to boob giveaways. And they're flat chested. Which I think is great. I celebrate she who is woman, no matter the attributes. Seriously, ask my friends. They'll tell you I'm not one of "those guys." I swear.

But if clubs want to stack their floors with more heaving crowds, they should offer a breast-reduction giveaway. That way, their clubs would get stacked with pillowy women, from wall to wall, wanting to get something else for free. Oh wait. Big-topped women already get everything for free at clubs. Nevermind.

Anywho, over the weekend, Tropicana Zone turned into club Torrid at night and awarded a free pair to the lucky winner of "Red, White and Boobs," which was the funniest party name of the month.

Here are the contestants.

And here's the winner. Interesting. Try to look into their eyes and tell me what they're thinking.
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