Tommy Lee’s latest mile-high club conquest: himself

Tommy Lee’s latest mile-high club conquest: himself

Tommy Lee doesn’t mind sexing up an ex with hepatitis C (Pam Anderson), so naturally he doesn’t mind getting a tattoo while RIDING on a BUMPY AIRPLANE. Vegas’ Mario Barth, of Starlight Tattoo, inked something or another onto Lee’s leg –- we think it’s his leg — on a jet to Miami Tuesday. Supposedly, this will get Tommy into the mile-high club of tattooing, since it was the first recorded at 40,000 feet in the hair, I mean, air. We’re still waiting to hear what the tat’s of? A lion? Tiger? Bear?

'Pulp Fiction’ guy? Meet 'Big Girls Don’t Cry’ girl

Any two people can be born on the same day, it turns out. And they can be totally different kinds of people, such as the brilliant Quentin Tarantino and the idiot hit singer Fergie. He put her in last year’s “Grindhouse” and bit her on the set during rehearsals. Now, they’re celebrating their shared birthday together Thursday night at the Revolution Lounge at the Mirage. Why? Hmm. So yes, there will be a red carpet, and you can camera-phone-gawk to your heart’s content at 10:30 p.m.-ish. FYI, he was born March 27, 1963, and she came along in 1975, which makes Quentin 12 years and 100 IQ points smarter. He once wrote, “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.” She once sang, “Me like a bullet type.” Yeah, they’re biting cousins.

Neither a dane nor a cook

Dane Cook struts over here, then struts over there, then gesticulates wildly while telling humorous jokes Today’s tickets-on-sale news includes comic Dane Cook, who is neither a dane nor a cook. Uh, well maybe he can cook, but what fun is that lead sentence if he can? Tickets go on sale at 10 a.m. Saturday for two shows. He does his walking-talking stand-up at 11 p.m. May 24-25 at Caesars Colosseum. Tickets cost $75, $95, $125 and $175. Jason Bracelin will have this and all the other hot tix going on sale in Friday’s Neon.

Kiss Kiss

Hey look, it’s a lady. A Playmate lady. Her name is Tamara Witmer, and although I’m sure Yahoo Images offers plenty more nude-ish photos of her, this is the one she posed for at her 24th birthday party at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone this weekend. Because that’s where people celebrate their 24th birthday parties?