What Harry told Barry
Here's an AP picture of President Barack Obama in his first day on the job. At the table on the far left (Obama's right, of course) is House Minority Leader John Boehner. He looks like he's falling out of the picture. Next to him is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. She has that plastic surgery blank look. And then there's Barack talking to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-I've-had-this-tie-since-the-70s. I have it on good authority that what Harry said to Barack was this: "So, Barry, do you have any clue about what to do, because I sure don't."

