Who Aspires To Be Like Paris?
Paris Hilton films her MTV show "My New BFF" tonight at Tao at The Venetian. Red carpet is 10 p.m. Admission is $20.
Bobby Slayton is not going to Tao, but he invites Paris to see him do stand-up at Hooters Hotel.
"You know why Paris would love my show?" he jokes. "I make fun of the poor and disenfranchised people. I love the rich and spoiled brats. She's the kind of person I aspire to be. I make fun of everybody on the Statue of Liberty. You know, the sick, the maimed. ... I'm more of a fan of the big, rich heiresses in BMWs with froufrou dogs."
