Movie star Jennifer Coolidge says everyone in the plastic-surgery mecca of Los Angeles now has “ice cream scoop eyes.”
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How does “The Voice” winner Danielle Bradbery deal with the pressure of national fame at a young age?
Such are the little breaths we all take for granted, until the breaths are gone, and we try with all our might to get them back.
The Playboy royalty will DJ Saturday for the finals of Rehab dayclub’s summer bikini contest.
“I got to hold him the last second, and talk to him, and make him laugh. All the way up to the last breath.”
Some of you know Susie Essman best as the hilarious, often-screaming Susie Greene character on “Curb Your Enthusiasm.”
He has the looks of a bruiser, the courage of a fighter, the acumen of a businessman, and the voice of a nerd.
Adam Carolla detests electronic dance music so much, he calls it a “scourge” now ruining customers’ good times in “every sports bar, every airport, every restaurant in America.”
Let’s cut to the chase. Will it be easy or hard to park/valet at the new SLS hotel? Are the clubs good? Will they be affordable to all of us?
“I’d never seen girls just throw themselves at someone. We’re talking about supermodels.”
The former “View” co-host thinks Sarah Palin would have been better as a model. “I see her on a runway — at LaGuardia Airport. Ha! Just kidding.”
With Big Knockout Boxing being tomorrow, the fighters answered questions about ‘The Notebook’ and ‘Spongebob.’
“I was in a really good relationship with a guy who was super trustworthy, and loving, and sweet. And I was like, ‘You’re making me less money. Can you please cheat on me, or lie to me, or something, so I can get some jokes?’”
It was springtime in 2008, and Robin Williams was informing me he had new genital jokes to sharpen in Vegas — “Those are always good to test out” — and then, manic and sharp, he told me many jokes about his addictions at the time: video games, politics, and making people laugh.
From my cushy, curvy booth in glitzy Fizz lounge, my eyes feasted on this room of high-art photographs, glass beads, chrome, gold, crushed velvet and wood. What is this saturated vision, Elton John’s home parlor from 1977?
“Anytime I didn’t get asked out by someone, I don’t go to, ‘It’s because I’m overweight.’ It’s because, ‘Wow, they didn’t think I was worthy.’ I don’t blame them.”
Kathy Griffin will record her next comedy album, “Kathy Griffin: Live from Las Vegas,” on Saturday at The Mirage. She gave me that news, in between putting clown noses on Britney Spears, Celine Dion and Bruce Jenner.
Only two comedians in America have so many fans they regularly sell out arenas. They are Chris Rock and Russell Peters, who lives in Henderson, and whose mom lives by the soon-to-open SLS hotel.
Wendy Liebman is so funny and successful, she could be a judge on a TV talent show. Instead, she’s a contestant on “America’s Got Talent” this season.
“We have every toy. It’s not healthy how many times an adult has seen that movie,” Spears said.
The “Best Ink” TV star is pretty, fun, and she has a dead person’s bones implanted in her mouth. Wait, what-now?
You used to be able to live a nice, happy life. But then, you saw “Jaws,” “Psycho,” “Gremlins,” “Carrie” and all those other movies that instilled a lifelong, irrational fear of swimming pools, closets and trucker duels.
What’s inspiring former Bauhaus frontman Peter Murphy these days? “Everything and anything,” Murphy said. “I tend to stay away from music. It’s environmental, personal, friendships, observation of life and others’ lives, and the muse will come to me.
A woman went to a meet-and-greet for the band Boston recently and she told the group, “This is show No. 114 for me.” Boston guitarist Gary Pihl thought, “Wow, that’s more shows than my wife’s been to.”
Trivia time. Who co-wrote “Rainbow Connection” for the Muppets, “Evergreen” for Barbara Streisand, the theme song for “The Love Boat,” and lyrics for Daft Punk’s album of the year? This guy.
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