Gay Clay Aiken Brings Fans To Their Knees By Coming Out

As any music writer will tell you, Clay Aiken's fans have been the most ardent people in the world, many angrily denying rumors Aiken is gay. Well, now Mr. Closet is on People magazine with a screaming gay headline, "Yes, I'm Gay."

Amazing. And so, if you go to the Aiken fansite, ClayManiacs, you will see one "OMG" comment after another. Here are some sample ClayMation forum exclamations:

"wait for clay's say because the mag could be lying"

"i am unbelievably shocked!!!!!!"

"I'm not sure what to make of this. Seriously you guys!"

"I'M IN TOTAL SHOCK RIGHT NOW :O
BUT REMEMBER GOD LOVES THE SINNER NOT THE SIN"

Right, because homosexuality is a sin? Whatever, you fruitcake-fan-in-denial. And by the way, your favorite sinning artist, then, engages in serious "sins" whenever he engages in yippitydippity woohoo acts in private, and I sincerely doubts he will ever tell you he thinks he's a sinner due to his sexuality.