Water Cooler
Here are a few things in news, sports, entertainment and pop culture that we've been talking about lately.
■ People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals calls for the elimination of "speciesist" language in the Bible. After that: Replacing "the miracle of the loaves and the fishes" with "the commonplace of the brown rice and the tofu."
■ University of Nevada, Las Vegas basketball coach Lon Kruger u25B6 heads to Oklahoma. Don't you hate it when April Fool becomes April Cruel?
■ The "Sweet Valley High" teen series is updated with "Sweet Valley Confidential," which follows the characters 10 years after high school. Next up: Nancy Drew in "The Case of the Disappearing Entry-level Job."
■ Rutgers University pays Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi $32,000 for a speech. Feeling really good about our state university diploma right now.
JOHN PRZYBYS (jprzybys@reviewjournal.com)
