WATER COOLER
Here are a few things in news, entertainment and popular culture that we've been talking about lately.
n Dan Aykroyd u25B6 , in town to market his Crystal Head vodka, tells the R-J's Doug Elfman that 2010 will mark the "end of consciousness ... as we know it." Consciousness as we know it always seems to end whenever vodka is around.
n Members of the '80s Brat Pack reunite at the Oscars for a John Hughes tribute. The Early Bird Dinner Special at Denny's Club.
n Fox reportedly plans a clothing line based on the show "Glee." Haven't cheerleader outfits, ugly sweaters and slushee-stained blouses already been done?
n Deposed late-night talk show host Conan O'Brien will bring a live touring show to Las Vegas. At least until Jay Leno decides he wants to do one, too.
JOHN PRZYBYS (jprzybys@reviewjournal.com)
A Johns Hopkins University physicist explains at a professional conference why the "Star Trek" crew couldn't survive a trip at warp speed. Nor, it seems, a "Trek" TV show whose theme song has lyrics.
Six New Jersey women are hospitalized after receiving buttocks enhancement injections from unlicensed doctors using industrial-grade silicone. Now who's the ... never mind.
